Or is someone trying to fire up the listserv today?
You see this kiddo here?
He’s crying because some moron doesn’t know that you give out candy on *October 31st*.
With Halloween happening on Wednesday the 31st this year, does anyone know when trick or treating will happen? On the day? On October 27? On November 3?
You can debate whether dog poop is allowed in the big green City trashcans, but you CANNOT TAKE AWAY TRICK OR TREATING ON HALLOWEEN, you commie!
Now excuse me while I go back to stuffing my face with candy corn…